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Alright, folks, let’s talk about Param Sundari. When I first heard the title, I thought we were diving into some ancient tale, like “In the court of King Vikramaditya, who was the most beautiful woman? Param Sundari!” 🤴👸 But nope, I walked into the theater and realized this was no historical saga—it’s just Sidharth Malhotra and Janhvi Kapoor swiping through a dating app adventure, with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of “What’s going on here?” 😅 Oh, and one burning question echoed through my mind the entire time: Why are they dragging Shah Rukh Khan into this?
Sidharth Malhotra looked like he spent more time sweating in the gym than getting into his character. In every scene, it’s smile, smile, and more smiles—like someone told him, “Bro, just pose for a face cream ad, we’ll handle the script.” 😅 His charm is there, no doubt, but the acting? It felt like he was on autopilot.
Janhvi Kapoor: The Accent That Stole the Show (Not in a Good Way) Janhvi’s character is supposed to be the Param Sundari (ultimate beauty), but her Malayali accent was a bit of a head-scratcher. It was like hearing a kid from Uttar Pradesh trying to read a Hindi textbook in Kerala. The audience was left going, “Uh, what did she just say?” 🤦♀️ She tried, but the accent was more distracting than endearing.
The Real Hero: Kerala’s Locations
If there’s one thing that steals the spotlight, it’s the breathtaking locations in Kerala. The visuals are so stunning that I forgot about the movie and started planning my next vacation. 🌴 Honestly, the locations are the true Param Sundari—the rest of the film pales in comparison. I was ready to call a travel agent right there in the theater!
The Story: Stale Biryani, Anyone?
The plot feels like biryani you’ve reheated one too many times. The first bite smells promising, but by day four, the flavor’s gone. The first half of the movie is a sleepy circus, dragging along like a Monday morning. The second half picks up with a few laughs, but the climax? It’s like your friend hyping up a “big surprise” only to gift you a pair of flip-flops. 😒 Predictable, underwhelming, and just… meh.Music: One Hit, Rest Miss the song Pardesiya is the oxygen cylinder keeping this movie alive. It’s catchy, nostalgic, and a total vibe. But the rest of the soundtrack? It’s like the DJ got paid 100 bucks less and said, “Fine, I’ll play whatever, who cares?”
😴Audience Reaction: A Tale of Two Moods
The audience was split like a Bollywood double role. Some said, “Fun movie, good time pass!” Others grumbled, “This was more boring than eating popcorn without a movie.” 😅
My Take?
Param Sundari is a film where the Sundari (beauty) is only in the locations. Everything else? Param boring. If you’re planning to watch it this weekend, go for it, but skip the popcorn. You’ll regret wasting your money on the popcorn more than the movie itself.
🍿The SRK Rant: Why, Oh Why?
Here’s my biggest gripe: Why are they trying to copy Shah Rukh Khan’s dialogues and vibes? SRK’s charm is one-of-a-kind—trying to replicate it doesn’t make a Param Sundari, it makes a Param Gadbad (total mess)! 😎 The film throws in SRK-esque lines and moments, but it feels like a cheap knockoff. Let SRK be SRK, folks—don’t drag his name into this!
Final Verdict
Param Sundari is like a Monday morning—you sit through it, but nobody’s really happy about it. It’s a time-pass movie at best, with gorgeous visuals but a story that’s as flat as day-old soda. Watch it if you must, but don’t expect a cinematic masterpiece. And please, filmmakers, leave SRK’s legacy alone! https://youtu.be/uTv_PZSL0YI?si=7UJSBTyUbBNnv92x
😎Rating: 2.5/5 (1 point for Kerala’s beauty, 1 for Pardesiya, and 0.5 for effort).