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Arre yaar… planning to hit the theatre again, right? Card ready, friends shouting “let’s go, new movie dropped!”, and that tiny hope in your heart whispering, “maybe this time it’ll be something fresh”.Then Dharma Productions drops their latest “gift” –Tu Meri Main Tera main tera tu meri official teaser. 30 seconds in and your heart screams one thing:“Bro… this is the same tired 2015 formula that doesn’t even work on TV anymore!”I thought the same and almost laughed it off. Then I did some digging – scrolled through the rage on X, read YouTube comments, watched Instagram reels, and what I found… now my heart only wants one thing: I have zero desire to watch this in theatre… but I desperately want to warn all of you. Because this isn’t just another cringe rom-com, guys…This is living proof that Bollywood is still stuck in 2012-2015.
Let’s unpack the mess, point by point:
Kartik Aaryan has officially become Budget Akshay Kumar That signature half-smile + eyebrow raise + “I’m so cool yaar” vibe – straight copy-pasted from Housefull and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. Where did originality go?
Ananya Panday desperately trying to be Deepika Padukone Slow-motion hair flips, shy-rich-girl smile – sorry babe, Deepika already slayed this look 10 years ago. You just look like a low-budget photocopy.
Storyline? Straight Xerox of Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar ,fake relationship, family drama, 5-6 songs, dance sequences, misunderstanding, final hug + “papa ka business sambhal liya” ending. Just replace Ranbir-Alia with Kartik-Ananya and call it “new”.
Even the title is trash – “Tu Meri Main Tera main tera tu meri ”Bro, this doesn’t even work as a song line anymore.
The real question…
When today’s audience has already watched:
Deadpool & Wolverine
Malayalam masterpieces
Telugu mass elevation scenes…
then why are these people still serving us the same old “misunderstanding → dance → hug” formula from 2012?
Dharma still hasn’t realized we’ve moved on. We don’t want forced chemistry, garbage songs, and predictable endings anymore.
But… wait a second (now the suspense)
“What’s shown in the teaser is only the first 60-70% of the film. In the last 20-25 minutes, there’s a twist so big that the entire movie flips. The genre literally changes.” Now, is this twist real or just damage-control rumor?
We’ll only know when some poor soul spends 500-600 bucks on a ticket.
So final question for you, my lovely reader:
https://youtu.be/O5Kloo82_tw?si=wWk-lnLqHZ30E7wW
Will you take the risk and go to the theatre to check this “twist”? Or just wait 6 months and watch it free on Netflix/Prime when they dump it?